a simple guide to becoming my friend
1. find my ask
2. type a message
3. send it
ok you’re done we’re friends good job
June 2013
wtf you do not have big thighs
Hahahah
a little manipulation never hurt anyone
you are suffocating and
i am beautiful and
i have broken you like a bull
in a china shop but
where the hell was your warning that said
“not dishwasher safe,”
‘cause i swear i didn’t see it so
i may have dropped you once or
twice
but good god do i wish you were
rubber or plastic
so i could walk all over you again
cold as winter and not give
a single
fuck
A lot of friends (and even one of my managers) has asked me if I think I’ll ever date a guy again and I’m trying to let it not annoy me and just tell them that idk but I’ll probably die alone anyway so whatevs
You're such a beautiful person.
This was a nice message to wake up to. Thank you!
Ugh I feel so ugly today and I have to work for seven hours