June 2012
May 2012
I’m pretty sure about 82% of the time that anybody sees me I am holding my boobs
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scrambledeggsandwobblylegs said: having very light skin was a sign or royalty back in the day :P
Porcelain Goddess Princess
Show me your butt
The other day I made a really good egg sandwich and watched porn and sometimes I don’t get why I’m still single
I’m not pale I’m a porcelain goddess
Last night somebody I don’t know gave me a hug and said she loved my beautiful white skin
The guy next door to me is playing religious music should I start blasting Slayer as loud as possible I think yes
When I go hang out with people the first thing I do is grab their animals and cuddle with them
No one is capable of loving me because I’m neurotic and I need someone who will tell me I’m pretty over and over every single day
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How do frat guys get the most girls when they look the most homosexual
I just got so pissed for waking up late so I shoved a handful of cookies in my mouth and stormed off to class and it’s too fucking early in the morning to sit here and listen to my physiology professor lecture about the GI tract and constipation
My friends can give me shit for refusing to go to the tanning bed all they want but I just like my pale skin
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roses are red
violets are blue
let me sit on your face
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I don’t think I even know how to date someone at this point without them running away or getting really creeped out or getting bored of me
birdnose replied to your post: Every time I log onto Facebook someone else gets…
Stop logging onto Facebook.
I’m impregnating all the bitches
Three guys and a lesbian are all interested in my roommate and I have NO ONE wtf
Every time I log onto Facebook someone else gets pregnant
“I was never really insane except upon occasions when my heart was touched.”
– Edgar Allan Poe (via stellablu)
I’m learning about anal sphincters in class right now are you jealous
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One time I was drinking at a party with my friend and we went to the bathroom together and she said that she smelled bad so instead of using soap or finding some sort of spray she just started rubbing toothpaste on her armpits
